be a modification of an old Stalin quote to say ". Will come, the German minister of war and to keep Afghanistan and the Afghans but" My guest author Hartmut Lindner has therefore the thoughts of his friend Schweik an urgent problem of our heroic warriors Buwe that in Afghanistan there have been the Barons defense lies our thesis written. Have fun:
"Well, I do not know what to make of this story, it's incredible what you can so in the" Spiegel told canteen where I was recently a guest. "Schweik said to his interlocutor of the taz." People have researched thoroughly Guttenberg and the Bild newspaper, the strange Misalliance of nobility and Boulevard. But the mirror has become cautious and no longer writes everything he knows, but only what he can prove black on white. That is, in certain situations, I'd say in delicate situations, not much. Therefore, my informant is also bitter that his story was not placed in the magazine. Well, I tell you, perhaps you have in the taz yes for use. "He continued.
"The taz emphasizes research and verifiability, Mr. Schweik, you should know you know. We are a reputable house. We are not a tabloid. Our process statistics is positive, although we also quite powerful Institutions wanted to patch up the stuff, "tight-lipped and with a slightly indignant tone was the Tazzlerin their words.
Schweik takes a long train out of the dark beer glass.
"But madam, that's what it does not, we're not in the seminar for the press law, it is an interesting story of how we will hear perhaps not as quickly. So relax, Horn simply:
As a well-liked by his readers IMAGE columnist for the Defense Guttenberg accompanied on his last tour Afghanistan - since just cooked the plagiarism scandal high - as he led on the edge of the visit by his own research on potential shortfalls in supply with the troops.
The soldiers, who appreciate the coarse expression and blunt way of speaking of the journalist and his attitude they know compared to even our own daily readings showed very talkative and told of an almost incredible shortages, which now so not with the success stories, could read it every day in his own paper, was harmony. He was so badly to ponder.
The soldiers misinterpreted his doubtful face and dragged him, therefore, on a muddy path to the edge of the camp, where a rough boards of more bad than good cobbled together Latrinenhäuschen was drafty. A soldier opened the angle in the fishing hanging door and another came into the journalist as saying: "So it looks observes in reality, the human dignity of the citizen in uniform ..."
Irritated, the journalist looked around, then he saw the latest edition of the BILD-Zeitung, neatly cut into handy A5 sheets hanging on the nail. On top his comment with the drastic Council out of the gutter he the Minister of Defence during the plagiarism scandal and the controversy over the Doctorate had called jovial.
He picked himself up again, and left the house, but took his departure from the leaves of the nail and stuck it in his jacket pocket, so that his comment would not pollute clean.
The soldiers pursued the expropriation of the Most basic necessities with disapproving eyes. Suddenly, hostility in the air.
As took a corporal one heart and said: " But please, then this is not meant, that's not an attack on the newspaper, but what shall we do, logistical these problems"
None Anxious children, I'll help, "said the columnist affable, " that remains among us, so there is no trouble, " and ripped with these words the last few days is often quoted in the media from the Foreword entrusted to it by the author personally review copy of the Guttenberg's thesis, and put the 20 pages on the nail. Then he gefledderten
dissertation printing the brave corporal squeezed in the hand: "You warrant the supplies, till here the logistics right again, the paper quality is so 1 a, the rest is silence!"
As did the soldiers are not just empty talkers, no blenders, but one that can be taken literally, because he means what he says. "Ended Schweik his story.
The Tazzlerin shakes his head," Find Schweik, it is incredible that you have thought up or her ghostwriter, I'm going to the AGA (Office for voice recording), then you are a fool. "
" I will tell only what I'm told, in . the "mirror" canteen, in Hamburg I do not know whether the AGA also has a presence there, "parries Schweik to add a smile:" Literary is disgusting, I'll give you immediate zu.Vielleicht we should forget the whole story better? Even before the war's end on Friday, nachm war for six in the cup. "
* date could not be verified whether the author of the BILD newspaper commentary," Fuck the Doctor ", Franz accompanied Josef Wagner, Mr. Guttenberg on its last tour in Afghanistan.
photo: Empty Not (Peter Röhl / pixelio.de)
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